rachel needs

So here's the latest, thanks to Jeff Grubb. Google for: "Rachel needs" -- except using your name, & the quote marks. Copy the first 15 answers.

Here is my & my officemate's answers. It's funnier if you do your own name.

Rachel needs your prayers.
Rachel needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district.
Rachel needs £5000 pounds sterling.
Rachel needs to refer to Web sites.
Rachel needs guidance and normal supervision.
Rachel needs help with a question on "Value Laddering."
Rachel needs to have blush that is very bright and colorful.
Rachel needs $180.70.
Rachel needs f*king now.
Rachel needs to clearly reflect.
Rachel needs to be responsible for her own behaviour.
Rachel needs to stop being so loud.
Rachel needs time to chill out.
Rachel needs an auctioneer.
Rachel needs to get her partner back into treatment.

Steve needs a doctor.
Steve needs you.
Steve needs help again please.
Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman.
Steve needs more money.
Steve needs to hurry up.
Steve needs a new v8-pack function.
Steve needs some reasons for the traffic.
Steve needs to deliver a keynote.
Steve needs to let go beyond his visual radar.
Steve needs help Hello!
Steve needs to cut two pieces of wood.
Steve needs $300 for the weekend.
Steve needs to slap somebody around.
Steve needs two women.

We were laughing and laughing, in that trying-to-keep-it-muffled kind of way. What is a squirrel hitman? Why two pieces of wood? Rachel needs guidance and normal supervision. He put Steve needs to let go beyond his visual radar into his email sig line.

One more -- "Rachel wants."

Rachel wants to fit into the streets of New York.
Rachel wants £35M.
Rachel wants very much to consolidate on recent successes.
Rachel wants to place a parrot that has been taught to speak Maypure.
Rachel wants it different.
Rachel wants students to be "with it" and "with her."
Rachel wants you to bring her an apple from the corner grocery store.
Rachel wants to make bacon.
Rachel wants to be one big happy family.
Rachel wants to do 18 things.
Rachel wants her and Gareth to stop blaming Kerryn and look at their own behaviour before they ditch their emigration plans.
Rachel wants to take a break.
Rachel wants to know why a special ops team are trying to kill them.